But enough of that chit chat, here's what I wanted to show you: camping swag.
We all know that buying stuff is fun (yea capitalism!) but what you may not know is how fun it is to buy stuff in a whole new weird genre. All of a sudden, there is stuff that you NEED that you've never seen or heard about before.
Tim's been scouring the internet for deals and we visited our FAVORITE store Kittery Trading Post for the rest of the gear.
1. Dr Bronner's Magic Soap in Peppermint. If you don't know about Dr Bronner's, it's basically THE most politically correct (is this the right phrase??) soap in existence. Straight from the website: completely biodegradable and vegetable-based, certified fair trade, organic, no syntethic foaming agents, thickeners, or preservatives, 18 -in-1 uses!!! Plus, if we get bored, we can read the label.
2. GSI cooking kit. This thing is amazing.
3. Collapsable water jug. You'll have to ask Tim about this, he's super into it. "The spigot is on the top!" he says.
4. Shower in a bag. This is pretty much a sack that you fill with water, let warm in the sun, and then stand under, pull a string, and get warmed up water dumped all over you. So. Just like a shower. Tim assures me we won't be using much of this, just for "when we're in Yellowstone next to the bears!"
BUT HERE! IS MY FAVORITE! (and most unneccessary)
CAMPING CHOPSTICKS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Because everyone knows that normal chopsticks are FAR too unwieldy to pack in their normal form.
Well, my soap is made from the blood of shelter kitties, and it's tested on Haitian orphans. Sold only at Wal-Mart.
ReplyDeleteDouble-use bonus: it tastes great on top of a Big Mac! I'm lovin' it.
Aw man, Dr Bronner can go suck an egg, i want walmart soap on my burger!
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